Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
Penguizzle Books
just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
Almost a fortnight ago, I received an e-mail from a Sonja Schmitt and she wrote, and I quote:
“Help, help, oh lord Jesus, where has the chocolate silk pie recipe gone? i wanted to write it down for a friend of mine who’s going to get married in June. can you save her wedding by sending me…